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Baila sin nombre (a Max Payne tribute)
It starts with a girl.
It always starts with a girl.
Somebody you gotta protect.
But you can’t.
That’s not how the dance goes.
Because someone always snatches her away from you.
Someone always does.
You dive down to the dance floor after her,
Bust some moves twenty years too young for your body,
Make a moron of yourself.
You wonder why you came here in the first place—
At the invitation of your “dearest friend”
To be a so-called protector, some “Great American Savior”—
To be a rent-a-clown for some rich idiot’s amusement.
Go home, old man.
Drink some of your favorite scotch,
Straight out of your favorite glass
Using your favorite drinking arm,
Then collapse into your favorite sweat-stinking mattress
In your favorite sweat-stinking suit.
It only makes you more of a fool.
But the band plays on and you keep dancing,
Dancing around buzzing hotshots
And faces you know are important but can barely remember,
All the while the faces you can